TP'ing tips you may not of thought of

[SkImiNal]

Here is a guide I am making from my one experience with TPing. These are just a few tips I learned, that cover areas and concepts you may not of thought of.


1. Getting your toilet paper. Sure, you could buy some or get some from home, but if you're waiting for late in the night or whatever and you have some friends with you, you can go around town and find toilet paper. It's good if you have 2 other people with you.

1. A chick. She'll be able to get into the girl's bathrooms.

2. A driver. Someone who can drive well.

Stealing toilet paper from business' bathrooms is a serious business, and maybe illegal. Not quite sure on that. First off, make sure there aren't many people in the bathroom. If there's just one or two, you can afford to wait for them to leave. At that time of night, not many people will be in there. Different Toilet paper dispensers have different locks. Some require a key to get into. Don't try to get into these. It's not worth the time nor the risk. You'll find a bunch of these, so just move on. Others will just have a few buttons you have to hold down and pull on. Others can be forced open if you pull hard enough.

If you're able to get even one roll, move on to the next toilet in the bathroom. Make sure no one sees you move from toilet to toilet, cuz that'll draw suspicion. Or you can, and people will just think you're weird, but what do you care?


Ok, so now you have the toilet paper in your hands. Now it's time to conceal them. Big hint: don't leave the toilet until you've concealed the toilet paper. You'll probably only be able to get a couple. Wear a big winter coat, if that's appropriate for the weather, and hide them in the sleeves. If it's warm out, wear something like a letter jacket or a hoody and hide them. If you have baggy pants, you can place them in your pants. Wouldn't recommend this though, as it can be tricky to do. Make sure you only have one, and put it between your thighs, and put your hands in your pocket to hold it. Only do this if you have baggy pants, too. walking around can be kinda hard, but just stay calm and concentrate on keeping the toilet paper roll in place.

Ok, so you've gone around town and hit every single fast food restaurant. Good job. Now, move on to gas stations, and use same procedures.

Then, it's time to be creative. Where else can you find toilet paper? Maybe you could stop by afriend's house for a minute, and then ask to use their bathroom (we did that that night, but that was before we diecded to teal toilet paper.) Maybe your local theater (movie or plays) has a backdoor you can sneak into. We tried taht, but the door was locked, but you may get lucky. How about the fairgrounds? There's gotta be a place around there where there's toilet paper.

Anyway, there's one place I haven't covered yet. The granddaddy of all places to steal toilet paper: hotels. Just take either a suitcase or a backpack, or even stuff them in some clothes that you're carrying. The local Holiday Inn where I live had about 12 rolls per bathroom, and there were 4 bathrooms. Best part is, if you keep them covered, no one will be suspicious of the bag or whatever you're carrying around. Also, if you're short on time, do this first. They're open 24/7. It's awesome.



How aobut shaving cream or soap? Well, obviously, buy generic brands. We bought 8 things of shaving cream from CVS and were'nt questioned. If they do, and you're with a chick, put your arm arond her and say you've got something naughty planned.

Now, it's time for your TP run. I would recommend having 5 people. Park your car, a little bit aways. We TP'ed a house that was in a huge subdivision. We parked only about 150 yards away on a street. Make sure you park so you can immediately take off and go. Also, make sure there aren't any houses with lights on, or that there are dogs barking. That's common sense.


Next tip: WALK there. If there are streetlights, try to avoid them. If not, just walk through the middle of the street. No one wil see you. Make sure you don't run. You don't want to be tired when you get there.

Ok, so you see their house. IN this instance, everyone was still awake. Have two of the people, guys with strong arms, be in charge of throwing the toilet paper. Have two peole (weaker chicks, probably) putting shaving cream all over everyone's cars. TP goes on the house, shaving cream goes on everything else. We put shaving cream on a statue of the Virgin Mary. If you do that, be warned that you'll probably go to Hell for it. But it's all good.

Some things to avoid are hitting windows, garage doors, or anything that will make a loud boom when hit. You are the Splinter Cell. You live among the shadows. They mustn't know you're there.

Ok, so you've done your damage. If you're discovered, or an outside light comes on, or someone with you yells run or something, get out of there immediately. Run along the road unless they're chasing you. If they do chase you, you're probably screwed unless you're faster. Also if you're being chased, don't run directly back to the car. Go behind houses or through woods or anything. Just don't let them discover where the car's at. Oh and something else: RUN with all you've got. That's why wanted to walk there, so you're not in the least bit tired.



Tips for your exit: If you're in a stick shift car, make sure the person who knows how to drive a stick is in the driver's seat. We had that problem and had to stop a little down the road. When you're a little away from the house, drop the shaving cream cans outside the window. And the toilet paper rolls. Get rid of all of the evidence along side of the road.



Well, that took the whole class period to write. I hope I helped you guys a little.

[Doctorworm32]

i dont know about you but i dont want to touch toilet paper from fast fod restraunts and gas stations. and i wouldn't even think about putting it in my coat. half the time theres people shit on it

[hello~officer]

uhhh...no.this is kinda basic stuff, like stealing toilet paper, which they would probably find a way to arrest you :D and toilet paper doesn't make a boom when it hits stuff except for windows,then it wakes people up.

[newbieinlearning]

not a very bright pank
~peace~

[potatopranksta]

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